This, is what I was talking about

Remember when I was giving new parents a glimpse into what their future could look like? Well here's the proof, I really didn't just make it all up.


This is Jessica bruise....2 days after the professional pictures.

Of course as promised Jessica woke up with something on her face. I greeted her as she walked into our room with "Good Gawd, what happened to you!" Poor kid looked like she was clubbed on the side of her face. As I was getting her breakfast and gawking at this enormous bruise, I just had to laugh. Not only did I know this was going to happen, I said it would. We still have no idea, how she got a bruise, or what happened. Later that afternoon I slathered her face in some makeup and we proceeded with the professional photo's. After all, making another appointment for another time wasn't going to do me any good, something appears on my kids face only when I've made the photo appointment. And of course Emma woke up with a nice big cut under her eye from her fingernail.